This is high art
— Satan’s Niece (@krissychula.bsky.social) 2025-04-06T21:37:14.103Z
Attention, visitors. Please disregard the previous announcement stating “Any part of the zoo can be a petting zoo if you’re not a coward.” And Pete, stay away from the goddam PA system.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) 2025-04-06T20:06:30.537Z
Temporarily living in a little cabin with no cooking abilities, and I just got a big flashback to when I worked in the office and the girls and I would get together in our pencil skirts and stilettos, get a pack of hotdogs and buns and mustard, and boil the hotdogs in the electric kettle for lunch
— Alex Woodroe (@alexwoodroe.com) 2025-04-05T14:07:04.089Z
Come on childproof Imodium packaging. You know it's me.
— Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) 2025-04-10T22:47:11.700Z
'A return to Shadows'Bitumen : Monoprint
— Ian R. Pearsall (@ianrpearsall.bsky.social) 2025-04-16T19:43:05.303Z
The English word "porpoise" is basically the same as the Old French "porpeis" ("pig-fish").But the French word for a porpoise is "marsouin", basically the same as Old English "mereswīn" ("sea-pig")!
— Word Family Friday (@wordfamilyfriday.bsky.social) 2025-04-12T04:54:22.005Z
CASHIER: did you find everything you were looking for today?BONO: *deep breath*
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) 2025-04-19T13:46:18.714Z
A man struggling solo to put up a huge sign outside an office gives up, sits down and lights a cigarette. The sign says: Team-building.
— Miranda Keeling (@mirandakeeling.com) 2025-04-19T07:28:09.281Z
A pencil #drawing of an orange that looks so realistic, you might think it’s about to roll off the page!
— Emily Carter (@emilycurates.bsky.social) 2025-04-22T20:52:03.465Z
Lot of fun nested in this chain:
I have a joke about a tower, but it's dark!
— Roland of Gilead (@rolandofgilead19.bsky.social) 2025-04-12T19:10:02.583Z
A click, for folk on BlueSky:
https://bsky.app/profile/schooley.bsky.social/post/3lmfqtgmags2x