Oh, man, let these build up, didn’t I? Was on tour, forgetting to post. But? I like that Bluesky’s getting active enough that there’s more and more of the ridiculous. As far as I’ve been able to figure out, this is what the internet’s actually for:
“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2025-07-01T21:15:27.910Z
Advertising genius!
— Tim Waggoner (@timwaggoner.bsky.social) 2025-06-22T20:55:18.722Z
If you like Beowulf and all things old English, this thread's for you.Alliterative verse set in the Old English and Viking worlds …
— Paul Deane (@rhunedhel.bsky.social) 2025-07-21T14:04:54.054Z
Lisa: How did you decide on my name, Dad?Me: It’s an homage to The SimpsonsBort: I hate you Dad
— Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) 2025-06-26T21:55:46.674Z
God Mel Brooks"You say yes, and you never do it."
— Boner Vivant (@dougtilley.bsky.social) 2025-06-28T17:09:23.880Z
forgot to buy fireworks so I made a big pile of money and lit it on fire
— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) 2025-07-05T00:22:33.522Z
The Queen of the Night (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) blooms once a year at night.
— Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) 2025-07-13T14:01:35.470Z
I once gave a man a book in Reno just to watch him read.
— Ray E. Boomhower (@rboomhower.bsky.social) 2025-07-14T11:29:51.071Z
He died as he lived: complaining that I don't apply tourniquets properly.
— Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) 2025-07-14T15:01:25.341Z
“Wilford Brimley was 49 years old when they filmed Cocoon,” I say, throwing my phone into the toilet.
— batkaren (@batkaren.bsky.social) 2025-07-18T03:03:15.944Z
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
— God (@thegodpodcast.com) 2025-07-18T20:37:57.237Z
This is how it looks when a Sea Anemone runs away from a Starfish.
— Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) 2025-07-19T15:51:58.372Z
Me: I'm sorry. I never know what to do with my hands, especially when I'm nervous Driving instructor: *screaming intensifies
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) 2025-07-19T20:44:34.788Z
Treasure this moment cause you’ll never have fewer microplastics in you than you do right now
— Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) 2025-07-20T12:58:02.659Z
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
— sam³⁰⁰⁰ (@samgavin.com) 2025-07-20T14:47:09.660Z
Got thrown out of the strip club for tipping with Kraft singles again
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) 2025-07-21T15:31:47.151Z
Since Superman has revived the DCU, James Gunn please hire me to write a Matter-Eater Lad movie and let me play his father Matter-Eater Dad. I will eat a real plumbers wrench onscreen I swear.
— Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) 2025-07-22T03:04:54.880Z
The jump scare when you realize Buzz Aldrin is not looking at the flag, he's looking at you
— Jason K Pargin, author (@jasonkpargin.bsky.social) 2025-07-23T14:23:33.870Z
"I think there's one over there, mate. Stick around, I'm sure you'll get a good shot eventually"
— waltydunlop (@waltydunlop.bsky.social) 2025-07-24T21:25:44.638Z
This is how a swan lands on the water.
— Insta Science (@instascience.bsky.social) 2025-07-27T13:41:08.059Z
i think both sides are to blame here
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 2025-07-29T12:50:21.311Z
(next couple are only viewable if you log in. might have to click?)
https://bsky.app/profile/mbkplus.bsky.social/post/3ltvchmedhc2d
https://bsky.app/profile/kojamf.bsky.social/post/3lute5fbvy22b