shout out to my high school English teacher who wrote on my poems “you need to really experience life to write about life” for making me an alcoholic
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 16, 2022
https://twitter.com/trekcore/status/1526234126889754625?s=21&t=t2Ol9eRiyhiV2uvSS96UyA
https://twitter.com/chadpencil/status/1525624374652444672?s=21&t=h688bRjKInu1kTFYITf0EQ
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going to Aldi does anyone need anything pic.twitter.com/2VAKRSbjH0
— shelb (@shelbytheclown) May 16, 2022
The speed of this merganser running on water https://t.co/dXAKTq6XqG
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) May 16, 2022
https://twitter.com/thekazoohero/status/1526663838896103428?s=21&t=aNrNeLMXw5hHEqp9NlHMZQ
Ok, now I need to know. @neilhimself is this true? pic.twitter.com/axz9hOdQyh
— Mnemosyne (@Mjwriter2) May 20, 2022
Re: Aldi lady, um, you should get some *clothes*. Sheesh.
Merganser. Translation: Speed demon. So cool.