Thought maybe six or seven weirdos like me would get a chuckle from this. Turns out, there’s a whole lot of weirdos out there—I’m less alone than I thought:

And, didn’t think to cite the article, but John Vaillant searched it up — I really should have linked it, as this isn’t my joke, but Ma…

Zoom I’ve been doing

(I show up at about one hour and forty-six minutes, here)
this might be posted somewhere? if I find it, I’ll put it here

This one expires pretty quick, I believe: