I’ve always been torn about who my favorite Star Trek captain might be—like Weird Al says, it’s a hard decision:
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But now, with this, I don’t know, there’s another contender:
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As you can tell from my recent swing through Texas, ketchup only is the way to go (didn’t really want the cheese, but he kept asking, so I got a single slice):
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