D-D-D-D-DMON…

I don’t know anybody who’s got their Demon Theory from Amazon or Barnes & Noble yet, but, as of today they’re both showing it’s available, or, available-ish, anyway. And, I mean, if they’re selling it, it must be real, yeah? Exist in what we all agree is an objective reality? That is, it’s not just in my head, isn’t just some yearslong dream I had, and keep having. Or, too, maybe mine’ll somehow wend its way to me on this day, and some prophesied-against circle will be complete, and, being matter, I’ll touch the antimatter it must be and then stand in the middle of some bloom of light and power, which’ll crater the crust of the earth a little, to say nothing of space or time. It’ll probably really mess my hair up.