Looks like Amazon has me having a hand in a couple of books I only wish I’d had a hand in:
Don’t guess I’ll be getting any checks for them, though. Anyway, just to clarify, this Stephen Jones, he’s pretty much an institution in the horror world, not just some hunger artist like me, trying to see over the fence. Really, he’s the reason I use my middle name. Otherwise, these kinds of mistakes would happen just a lot more than they do.
Meanwhile, you say you’ve always wondered what you’d look like if you were a zombie? Wonder no more.