Can’t Wait

Chainsaw avalanche, part the eleventh



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My Heart is a Chainsaw, swimming upstream. Which I guess is mixing metaphors. “Hitting it out of the park,” then? No, no. Um. “Firing on all cylinders?” “Making waves?” “Bringing home the bacon?” I would say “Leveling the competition,” as a way to, you know, be pretend-clearcutting a stand of timber, except . . . man, keeping a metaphor in check isn’t worth having to think about knowing down a bunch of …